Homophobia

Why does anyone hate gay people? Like, gay men… so some guys stick their meat wands into various orifices in other gay men, so what? If you’re not gay all you have to do is say so. “Sorry, I only put my meat wand into female meat caverns, but thank you for thinking I am aesthetically pleasing enough for you to begin courting behavior at me.” “That’s alright, I’ll just move on.” It’s as simple as that. Most women don’t care when other women like to whip their mouth meat against the vulva’s nerve hub, so why do so many men have homophobia?

Besides... most men who fear homosexuals are hideous blighters anyway, and have about as much chance of being “hit on” by gay men as a maggot has of turning into a bazooka.

Contractions

Hmmm... odd. I just noticed that I have been using contractions today. I rarely use contractions. It is not an affectation, it is just how I am. The others use them. Myself, however... for some reason I just generally do not. I find it interesting that I somehow used them several times earlier today, in things I have written. Yet now that I have noticed this, it has ceased. Peculiar. Perhaps it was bleed-through from one of the others?